Swineflu Avenger

This is Swineflu Avenger, aka: The Gas Mask Jogger™, aka: The Prophet of Pulmonary Resistance™, aka: The Ambassador of Gas Mask Running™. I’m an aspiring amateur athlete, physical fitness enthusiast and pseudo-performance artist. I run around New York City in a gas mask and strongly encourage you to do the same. It won’t hurt a bit and it’ll make ‘ya feel good — I promise!

I am eternally indebted to my family, friends and supporters. This holds especially true for Subvoyant Post-Production (http://www.subvoyant.com), without whom these adventures would not be possible.

Swineflu Avenger supports any and all forms of Liberty, provided ones behavior does not impede upon the Liberty of others, according to this simple piece of ancient pagan wisdom:

“Do as thou wilst– harm none.”

Of the many non-profit organizations that embody this spirit, I, Swineflu Avenger, hold the Drug Policy Alliance (http://www.drugpolicy.org) to have a special place in my heart. The “War On Drugs” is a war being waged against the American people by its own government. It is the lynchpin of a great malignant force in the United States and the world. The Drug Policy Alliance stands almost alone as a voice of reason against it.

Swineflu Avenger is a First Amendment nut, and feels that those who support the Second Amendment before they do the First, are a bunch of dumb-assed pussies. The only purpose of the Second Amendment is to defend the First Amendment, and all the others in turn. Without the First Amendment, the Second Amendment is the flaccid tool of impotent sociopaths.

“First Amendment — Second to None!

Second Amendment — Second to ONE!”™

You heard it here first.

Swineflu Avenger can in no way be held responsible for mishaps or accidents that may incur as a result of Swineflu Avenger based gas mask training. This includes, but is not limited to, both medical and legal issues. It is the duty of all those who choose to wear a gas mask to be as safe and as careful as they possibly can, to avoid injury to themselves and others.

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Random questions? Email me! Swineflu@SwinefluAvenger.com

If you are looking to buy a gas mask for Gas Mask Running™, I got some great ones for sale; none of them serviceable for NBC/CBRN uses, all of them great for GMR™! I’ll teach you a quick class and am available for formal training. I’m also more than happy to advise you on buying gas masks from other sources. Hey, I’m The Ambassador of Gas Mask Running™– it’s the least I can do to help get you motivated to start training.

PS: Swineflu Avenger can neither confirm nor deny his involvement with any military.

**All contents of this blog, including original, specialized terminology regarding gas mask training are trademarked & copyrighted by New Whitey/First Civilian Division, 2011.**